tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25324723648161594272024-03-14T10:57:25.960+08:00Pinoy KatextKatext : Pinoy Text SMS Messages, Quotes, Pinoy Jokes, Wisecracks, Funny Lines, Pinoy Pick-up Lines, Sweet and Inspirational Messageschammyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04157983974540308586noreply@blogger.comBlogger198125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532472364816159427.post-87351114490189579412012-01-10T16:03:00.000+08:002012-03-02T16:05:07.942+08:00Pinoy Text 260I'm a person easily overwhelmed by the wonders this world can give. But I would leave all these just to laugh my heart out over cups of coffee on lazy days like this with someone like you.. :)chammyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04157983974540308586noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532472364816159427.post-86539700215002804712012-01-09T15:57:00.000+08:002012-03-02T16:01:14.447+08:00Pinoy Text 259Life is unpredictable. You may not live long and miss out telling your friends that they're appreciated. So I'm telling you now that life won't be the same without you as one of my friends. :)chammyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04157983974540308586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532472364816159427.post-13468241830106741912012-01-08T13:00:00.000+08:002012-03-02T15:57:32.153+08:00Pinoy Text 258As we unburden ourselves to God, He lifts the weight for us. Fore every ounce of trust we place in Him, He pays us a pound of His blessings. God loves us!chammyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04157983974540308586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532472364816159427.post-76814370025564252452012-01-07T21:21:00.000+08:002012-02-14T21:23:23.688+08:00Pinoy Text 257"Try holding a handful of sand too tightly and you end up holding almost none.<br />
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You can't have everything.."chammyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04157983974540308586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532472364816159427.post-46679966046487802562012-01-06T10:00:00.000+08:002012-02-14T21:20:29.931+08:00Pinoy Text 256"falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world...<br />
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finding you is the first.." :)chammyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04157983974540308586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532472364816159427.post-73675965982377549212012-01-05T21:16:00.000+08:002012-02-14T21:20:22.667+08:00Pinoy Text 255"kanda naman akong sumalo...<br />
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bakit ayaw mong mahulog.." :(<br />
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<br />chammyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04157983974540308586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532472364816159427.post-75170200383063916372012-01-04T21:13:00.000+08:002012-02-14T21:20:16.655+08:00Pinoy Text 254It is better to cry than to be angry, because anger hurt others while tears flow silently thru the soul and cleanses the heart.chammyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04157983974540308586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532472364816159427.post-35100612900025337082012-01-03T07:00:00.000+08:002012-02-14T21:20:36.636+08:00Pinoy Text 253Hindi lahat ng bubuyog / langaw / bangaw, kulay itim!<br />
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- Jollibee<br />
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I asked God, "How do I get the best out of life?"<br />
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God answered: "Face your past without regret, handle your present with confidence, prepare for the future without fear."<br />
Then he added, "Keep the faith and drop the fear. Don't believe you doubts and never doubt your beliefs. Life is wonderful if you know how to live."<br />
The present is inevitable! Remember the power of God! God bless! Good Morning!chammyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04157983974540308586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532472364816159427.post-7569158219611125762012-01-01T17:33:00.000+08:002012-02-14T17:34:56.489+08:00Pinoy Text 251Happy New Year Everyone! Cheers to 2012! :)chammyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04157983974540308586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532472364816159427.post-44034686459137258032011-11-22T23:23:00.000+08:002011-12-04T23:28:17.268+08:00Pinoy Text 250Anak : Itay, ano ba ang bird flu? Kasi, maraming nabibiktima ang bird flu..<br />
<a name='more'></a>Itay : Kaya nga kita pinag-aaral para matuto ka eh.<br />
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Ang bird flu ay past tense ng birdfly<br />
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- John Deweychammyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04157983974540308586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532472364816159427.post-31571246365362607542011-11-20T09:07:00.000+08:002011-12-04T23:22:18.802+08:00Pinoy Text 248<br />BOY : LOCK ka ba??<br />
<a name='more'></a>GIRL : Bakit?<br /><br />BOY : Para-KEYS kita! :*<br />chammyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04157983974540308586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532472364816159427.post-15235741443859098572011-11-19T09:30:00.000+08:002011-12-04T23:18:32.610+08:00Pinoy Text 247It could take a thousand workers to build a castle, a million soldiers to protect a country, but it only takes one man to build a happy home.chammyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04157983974540308586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532472364816159427.post-44018035661786304602011-11-18T23:13:00.000+08:002011-12-04T23:15:45.396+08:00Pinoy Text 246Hindi makapagtimpla ng juice si Inday.<br />
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Dahil nakasulat: concentrate<br />
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Professor: Bakit ka na-late?<br />
Student: Na-holdap po ako,Sir!<br />
Professor:Talaga! Ano'ng kinuha sa'yo?<br />
Student: 'Yung Assignment ko po!chammyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04157983974540308586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532472364816159427.post-24931301813886139702011-11-15T14:50:00.001+08:002011-11-17T00:04:42.950+08:00Pinoy Text 243"Magshishift na ako ng Pharma..<br />
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Pharmahalin mo ako.."<br />
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:)chammyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04157983974540308586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532472364816159427.post-34747930904699734922011-11-14T21:55:00.000+08:002011-11-15T14:49:30.779+08:00Pinoy Text 242Sweet na banat.. <br />
Girl : Promise hindi ka na magmamahal ng iba?<br />
Boy : Di ko matutupad yan..<br />
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Girl : So may susunod pala sakin?<br />
Boy : Oo, tatawagin ka nyang Mommy<br />
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BOY : Pag iniwan kita iiyak ka ba??<br />
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TEARS of JOY?<br />
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Boy : Hey, wanna watch me play DOTA? <br />
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Boy : Joke lang!<br />
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Proverbs 11:11chammyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04157983974540308586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2532472364816159427.post-32804501857429329872011-11-10T21:02:00.000+08:002011-11-10T21:50:56.550+08:00Pinoy Text 238<div style="font-family: inherit;">
SA ISANG BINYAG..<br />
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PARI : Ano pangalan ng bata?<br />
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TATAY : Surf po!!<br />
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PARI : Hindi pwede yun..</div>
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pangalan yun ng sabon..<br />
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TATAY : Eh bakit ung asawa ko Perla tapos ako Ariel?<br />
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PARI : O sya sige na Surf na kung Surf.<br />
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PARI : Anu gusto nyong ipang bendisyon ko..<br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">BF : Wala, busina lang.</span>.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px;">HINDI LAHAT NG BANAT SWEET:</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">BF : mahal hilain mo naman ako oh..</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">GF : oh anung banat na naman yan? bakit ka ngpapahila?</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; display: inline; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />BF: kasi nahuhulog na ko sa iba..</span></span></div>
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