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Don't answer the foolish arguments of fools, or you will become as foolish as they are.


Proverbs 26:4

Pinoy Text 197

Ang PERA ginawa para GASTUSIN.

Ang PAGKAIN ginawa para KAININ.

Sana ang PUSO mo ginawa..

Pinoy Text 196

Toothpaste ka ba?

Pinoy Text 195

TANONG :

Pag ang buntis ba pinicturan....

Pinoy Text 194

BOY : Tao ka ba ?
GIRL : Oo. bakit ?

Pinoy Text 193

"Alam nating lahat na kung HIPON ka, patapon ang mukha mo pero panalo ang katawan mo.

Kung LOLLIPOP ka naman,

Pinoy Text 192

"sometimes you have to be very careful of me..

PInoy Text 191

Pitong KATOTOHANAN sa MUNDO:

1. Hindi mo kayang sabunin ang mata mo.

Pinoy Text 190

Ask and it will be given to you, seek and you will find;
knock and the door will be opened to you.

Matthew 7:7

Pinoy Text 189

"True wealth is not a matter of bank accounts. It's in the

Pinoy Text 188

5 things na mababago kapag nagkaroon ng "SEX EDUCATION"

5. Walang mag-aabsent

4. Di uso ang cutting classes

3. Lahat nag-rerecite

2. Lahat TOP 1


at ang pinakamalupet

1. Walang MAINGAY


-serious lahat, nakafocus xD

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Teacher: Juan! Bakit puro pagmamahal ang sagot mo dito sa test paper mo??

Juan: Kasi po, sabi ng mga magulang ko, kailanman, hindi naging mali ang pagmamahal..

-tama?? xD

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"you will never get what you want if you will always let people step all over you.."

-Plankton

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PASYENTE: Doc magkano ang facelift nyo?

DOCTOR: P145K complete treatment at check up.

PASYENTE: Mahal naman! Anong pinakamura para magmukha akong bata?

DOCTOR: ito iha, tsupon P10 lng!

xD

Pinoy Text 184

Habang nag-aaral si kuya, lumapit ang bata niyang kapatid:


Bata: Kuya, ano yung LOVE?

Kuya: Parang ikaw, istorbo sa pag-aaral..

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Bf: Ui!

Gf: Ui na lang ba ang lagi mong itatawag sa’kin ha?

Bf: Oo naman. Ang ganda kaya!

Gf: Bakit naman ba”Ui” napagtripan mong itawag sa’kin?

Bf: ‘Coz “U” and “I” sounds perfect when they are together :”)

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Teacher: Verb is an action word, Juan, give me an example.

Juan: "went" Ma'am.

Teacher: Very good! Use it in a sentence.

Juan: maria go went to town.

Teacher: wrong! kung gagamit ka ng "went" wala na yung "go".

Juan: Ma'am yung "go" apelyido yun ni Maria, intindihin mo kasi yung sentence Ma'am!

xD

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Boy : miss , dagat ka ba ?



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Girl : (kilig) hindi eh , bakit ??! (blush :*] )
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Boy : K.

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A baby mosquito returned after its first flight...


Dad: How do you feel?

Baby mosquito: Dad it was wonderful! Everyone was clapping for me! :)



See? It's just a matter of taking things positively.

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In commemoration of the 9/11 World Trade Center New York attack,

"Are you guys ready? Let's roll!"

-Flight 93 passenger Todd Beamer, apparently as a signal to other passengers to attack the hijackers, Sept. 11


source: foxnews.com

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UAAP Banat Style - University of the Philippines 3

UP: Miss, taga-UP ka ba?

Mahalin mo naman ako..


MAROONong din kasi akong magmahal..


:)

Pinoy Text 177

UAAP Banat Style - University of the Philippines 2

UP: Miss, taga-UP ka ba?


Kasi


OBLE-gado akong ibigin ka..


:)

Pinoy Text 176

UAAP Banat Style - University of the Philippines

UP: Taga-UP ka ba?

'Cause i know you are


worth FIGHTING for..

:)

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UAAP Banat Style - Far Eastern University

FEU: FEU ka ba?

Sabi kasi ng puso ko TAMARAW



na ibigin kita..

:)

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UAAP Banat Style - University of the East

UE: WARRIOR ka ba?


Suko na ko sayo.


Ikaw na ang panalo sa puso ko..

:)

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UAAP Banat Style - University of Sto. Tomas

UST: Uste ka ba?


Kasi naman you make my heart


ROAR!

:)

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UAAP Banat Style - National University

NU: Sa N.U. ka ba nag-aaral?


Gusto ko sana magkasama tayo,


just me N U..

:)

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UAAP Banat Style - Adamson University

AdU: FALCON ka ba?


Kasi Binigla mo ko at


nadagit mo ang puso ko..

:)

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UAAP Banat Style - De La Salle University

DLSU: ARCHER ka ba?


Di mo pa nga ko pinapana,


 tinamaan na ako syo..

:)

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UAAP Banat Style - Ateneo de Manila University

ADMU: EAGLE ka ba?


Gusto ko sanang lumipad




kasama ka..

:)