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Tatay: nak, me manok sa kusina.. tinutuka yong bigas paalisin mo

Anak: oy manok alis ka daw!

Tatay: tanga! takutin mo

Anak: manok mumu ako. awooh!

Tatay: bobo! bugawin mo!

Anak: boss, chicks P50 lang.

Wahahahaha!

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bf: alam mo bobo ang nag-imbento ng ALPHABET..
gf: bakit?
bf: because he made a serious mistake keeping U and I away from each other :)
gf: haha! ganun ba? edi GENIUS pala ang nakaimbento ng KEYBOARD :)
bf: ha? bakit naman?
gf: because he put U and I together  and much away from our X.. :)

cheesy!

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Nanay: tigil-tigilan mo yang pag-boboyfriend na yan, walang mangyayari sa 'yo!

Anak: ows? bakit kagabi may nangyare??

arekup!

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"we're not always sure if someone is telling the truth


it's not just about being doubtful,

it's also a matter of having fear of trusting so much.."

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God is the author of life.
He is the reason why certain things were allowed to happen.
He holds destiny.
He knows when.
He knows why.
He knows you perfectly.
He made you.

So when your life is mixed up and things get heavier, trust Him.
He makes all things beautiful and meaningful in His time.

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"Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk into, but design your character like the sky where everyone desires to reach.."

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Titser: Juan!!! Late ka na naman! Lagi na lang! Feeling mo bright ka?! Epal ka, Ok tignan natin, who's our National Hero??

Juan: Jose Rizal ma'am!

Titser: naka-tsamba ka lang!

Juan: ikaw ma'am, kilala mo si SONYA?

Tister: Hindi, sino siya?

Juan: yan kasi, puro ka aral, kabit yun ng asawa mo! iiyak na yan, iiyak na yan! wahahaha

xD

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Pencils are made with erasers to give you second chance..
But the real logic is..
Eraser on the pencil was made small, for you to remember that chances are limited!

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if i had to choose between loving you and breathing, I would use my last breath to say I love you..

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"Being funny doesn't mean you don't have any sense of seriousness at all..
Remember..
Humor is a kind of intellect that can only be possesses by a person with a vast thinking.."

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"One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is love"

- Sophocles

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Sa CLASSROOM:

GIRL: Hoy! Bawal daw mangopya sabi ni ma'am!

BOY: Hindi naman ako nangongopya eh..

GIRL: Ha? E anung ginagawa mo? Bakit ka nakatingin sa papel ko?

BOY: Tinitignan ko lang naman yung pangalan mo kung bagay sa apelyido ko.. :)

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"..He/she who is overly attached to his/ her family members, friends, pets, and even animate and inanimate objects, experiences fear and sorrow.. for the root of all grief is attachment. Thus, one should discard attachment to be happy.."

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Past is an EXPERIENCE
Present is an EXPERIMENT
Future is an EXPECTATION

so don't forget to use your Experience in your Experiment to meet your Expectation..

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Mag-offline ka man, ONLINE ka pa rin sa puso ko ♥

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Strong people know how to keep their life in order. Even with tears in their eyes, they still manage to say "I'm ok" with a smile.. :)

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BATA: Manong, bayad po!

DRIVER: Saan to galing?

BATA: sa NANAY ko!

DRIVER: Mukha ba kong nakikipagbiruan sa'yo??

BATA: Sori po, sa TATAY ko pala!

xD

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" When something bad happens, something good comes out of it even if we don't see it sometimes"

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"Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius"

- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

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When people are bound by true friendship, no mood is too bad, no problem is too hard, no distance is too far and no situation can ever tear them apart!

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i value u nt 4d things uv done 4 me bt 4 jz bein dr 4 me & 4 accptn me 4 wt & hu i am
tHank u 4 bein s0 gud

iL aLwys b hir 4 u

n0t c0z i hv 2, bt c0z i trEaSure u.

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"I am nothing special of this I am sure. I am just a common man with common thoughts. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But I've loved with all my heart and soul, and to me, that has always been enough.."

- Nicholas Sparks

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Boy: I like you.
Girl: But you don't even know me.
Boy: I know that you might change my life.
Girl: Why, what's so bad about your life?
Boy: You're not in it.


keso time SMS

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"one day, you'll be surprised to see yourself smiling at the thought of caring for someone so much, who used to be just an ordinary person.."

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"when you truly care for someone, their mistakes never changes our feelings. because it is the mind that gets angry, but the heart still cares.." :)

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Boy: kapag sinagot mo ako, pakakasalan kita kahit saang simbahan! 'pag hindi mo ako sinagot, syota na kita

Girl: sige, sasagutin kita, pero..

kapag pinansin mo ako, BREAK na tayo!


-haha kabog!

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We were given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen, but why only one heart?
Because the other was given to someone else, for us to find..

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i love my friends,

not because
i want to be loved too..

but rather,
i love you peepz..

simply because..

you complete me!

-hindi rin! haha

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"if you're trapped between your feelings and what other people think is right,
always go for whatever makes you happy,
unless you want everybody to be happy,
except you.."

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"the world can offer a lot, but having it all doesn't ensure contentment,

what we value defines our happiness, what we keep spells our purpose"

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"We can cure physical diseases with medicine, but the only cure for loneliness, despair and hopelessness is love. There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love."

- Mother Teresa

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"Being deeply love by someone gives you strength
while loving someone deeply gives you courage"
- Lao Tzu


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"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness"
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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love quotes

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"You come to love not by finding the perfect person perfectly,
but by seeing the imperfect person perfectly.."
- Sam Keen

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"True love begins when nothing is looked for in return"
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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a sense of purpose is the best driving force to live...

because when you have a reason to live,

you will never have a reason to give up..


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a life without challenges would be like going to school
without lessons to learn..
challenges come not to depress or get you down,
but to master, to grow and to unfold your abilities..