Sunday, July 31, 2011

Pinoy Text 149


Tatay: nak, me manok sa kusina.. tinutuka yong bigas paalisin mo

Anak: oy manok alis ka daw!

Tatay: tanga! takutin mo

Anak: manok mumu ako. awooh!

Tatay: bobo! bugawin mo!

Anak: boss, chicks P50 lang.


Saturday, July 30, 2011

Pinoy Text 148


bf: alam mo bobo ang nag-imbento ng ALPHABET..
gf: bakit?
bf: because he made a serious mistake keeping U and I away from each other :)
gf: haha! ganun ba? edi GENIUS pala ang nakaimbento ng KEYBOARD :)
bf: ha? bakit naman?
gf: because he put U and I together  and much away from our X.. :)


Friday, July 29, 2011

Pinoy Text 147


Nanay: tigil-tigilan mo yang pag-boboyfriend na yan, walang mangyayari sa 'yo!

Anak: ows? bakit kagabi may nangyare??


Thursday, July 28, 2011

Pinoy Text 146


"we're not always sure if someone is telling the truth

it's not just about being doubtful,

it's also a matter of having fear of trusting so much.."

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Pinoy Text 145


God is the author of life.
He is the reason why certain things were allowed to happen.
He holds destiny.
He knows when.
He knows why.
He knows you perfectly.
He made you.

So when your life is mixed up and things get heavier, trust Him.
He makes all things beautiful and meaningful in His time.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Pinoy Text 144

"Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk into, but design your character like the sky where everyone desires to reach.."

Monday, July 25, 2011

Pinoy Text 143

Titser: Juan!!! Late ka na naman! Lagi na lang! Feeling mo bright ka?! Epal ka, Ok tignan natin, who's our National Hero??

Juan: Jose Rizal ma'am!

Titser: naka-tsamba ka lang!

Juan: ikaw ma'am, kilala mo si SONYA?

Tister: Hindi, sino siya?

Juan: yan kasi, puro ka aral, kabit yun ng asawa mo! iiyak na yan, iiyak na yan! wahahaha


Sunday, July 24, 2011

Pinoy Text 142


Pencils are made with erasers to give you second chance..
But the real logic is..
Eraser on the pencil was made small, for you to remember that chances are limited!

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Pinoy Text 141

if i had to choose between loving you and breathing, I would use my last breath to say I love you..

Friday, July 22, 2011

Pinoy Text 140

"Being funny doesn't mean you don't have any sense of seriousness at all..
Humor is a kind of intellect that can only be possesses by a person with a vast thinking.."

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Pinoy Text 139


"One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is love"

- Sophocles

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Pinoy Text 138


GIRL: Hoy! Bawal daw mangopya sabi ni ma'am!

BOY: Hindi naman ako nangongopya eh..

GIRL: Ha? E anung ginagawa mo? Bakit ka nakatingin sa papel ko?

BOY: Tinitignan ko lang naman yung pangalan mo kung bagay sa apelyido ko.. :)

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Pinoy Text 137

"..He/she who is overly attached to his/ her family members, friends, pets, and even animate and inanimate objects, experiences fear and sorrow.. for the root of all grief is attachment. Thus, one should discard attachment to be happy.."

Monday, July 18, 2011

Pinoy Text 136

Present is an EXPERIMENT
Future is an EXPECTATION

so don't forget to use your Experience in your Experiment to meet your Expectation..

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Pinoy Text 134

Strong people know how to keep their life in order. Even with tears in their eyes, they still manage to say "I'm ok" with a smile.. :)

Friday, July 15, 2011

Pinoy Text 133

BATA: Manong, bayad po!

DRIVER: Saan to galing?

BATA: sa NANAY ko!

DRIVER: Mukha ba kong nakikipagbiruan sa'yo??

BATA: Sori po, sa TATAY ko pala!


Pinoy Text 132

" When something bad happens, something good comes out of it even if we don't see it sometimes"

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Pinoy Text 131

"Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius"

- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Pinoy Text 129-130

When people are bound by true friendship, no mood is too bad, no problem is too hard, no distance is too far and no situation can ever tear them apart!

i value u nt 4d things uv done 4 me bt 4 jz bein dr 4 me & 4 accptn me 4 wt & hu i am
tHank u 4 bein s0 gud

iL aLwys b hir 4 u

n0t c0z i hv 2, bt c0z i trEaSure u.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Pinoy Text 128

"I am nothing special of this I am sure. I am just a common man with common thoughts. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But I've loved with all my heart and soul, and to me, that has always been enough.."

- Nicholas Sparks

Pinoy Text 127

Boy: I like you.
Girl: But you don't even know me.
Boy: I know that you might change my life.
Girl: Why, what's so bad about your life?
Boy: You're not in it.

keso time SMS

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Pinoy Text 125-126

"one day, you'll be surprised to see yourself smiling at the thought of caring for someone so much, who used to be just an ordinary person.."

"when you truly care for someone, their mistakes never changes our feelings. because it is the mind that gets angry, but the heart still cares.." :)

Friday, July 8, 2011

Pinoy Text 124

Boy: kapag sinagot mo ako, pakakasalan kita kahit saang simbahan! 'pag hindi mo ako sinagot, syota na kita

Girl: sige, sasagutin kita, pero..

kapag pinansin mo ako, BREAK na tayo!

-haha kabog!

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Pinoy Text 123

We were given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen, but why only one heart?
Because the other was given to someone else, for us to find..

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Pinoy Text 122

i love my friends,

not because
i want to be loved too..

but rather,
i love you peepz..

simply because..

you complete me!

-hindi rin! haha

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Pinoy Text 120-121

"if you're trapped between your feelings and what other people think is right,
always go for whatever makes you happy,
unless you want everybody to be happy,
except you.."

"the world can offer a lot, but having it all doesn't ensure contentment,

what we value defines our happiness, what we keep spells our purpose"

Pinoy Text 119

"We can cure physical diseases with medicine, but the only cure for loneliness, despair and hopelessness is love. There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love."

- Mother Teresa

Monday, July 4, 2011

Pinoy Text 117-118

"Being deeply love by someone gives you strength
while loving someone deeply gives you courage"
- Lao Tzu

"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness"
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Pinoy Text 115-116

love quotes

"You come to love not by finding the perfect person perfectly,
but by seeing the imperfect person perfectly.."
- Sam Keen

"True love begins when nothing is looked for in return"
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Pinoy Text 113-114

a sense of purpose is the best driving force to live...

because when you have a reason to live,

you will never have a reason to give up..

a life without challenges would be like going to school
without lessons to learn..
challenges come not to depress or get you down,
but to master, to grow and to unfold your abilities..