Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Pinoy Text 111-112

Boy: Pwede bang manligaw?
Girl: HINDI.
BOY: Ano yun tayo kaagad? ;)

Boy: Paabot naman.
Girl: Ng ano?
Boy: Ng kamay mo. Holding hands tayo. :))

PinoyText 110

some inspiring quotes

"Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed."
-Booker T. Washington

"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them."
-Henry David Thoreau

"If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it."
-Thomas Fuller

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Pinoy Text 109

Life is full of uncertainties.
We'll never know whenour time on earth is up till it's over.


- take many pictures
- laugh much
- have a long walk with someone
- take time to look at the stars
- eat like there's no tomorrow
- sing loudly
- feel the cold wind
- smile a lot
- and love like you've never been hurt before

'cause every 60 seconds you spend is a minute
of happiness you'l never get back..

Monday, June 27, 2011

Pinoy Text 108

"Had things in your career been down
and uneventful for quite a while now?
Do not give up. Some things only work out
if given enough time. With proper perspective,
things will work out in the end."

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Pinoy Text 106-107

Success is not the key to happiness.
Happiness is the key to success.

If you love what you are doing,
you will be successful.

The past is like using your rear-view mirror in the car.
It is good to glance back and know what's there.

But stare too long and you'll miss what's in front of you..

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Pinoy Katext 105

"Huwag mong samantalahin ang kahinaan
ng isang tao lalo na kung alam mong ikaw ang kahinaan niya."

Friday, June 24, 2011

Pinoy Katext 104

"Remember the two benefits of failure:
first, you know what doesn't work;
and second, it gives you the opportunity
to try a new approach."

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Pinoy Katext 102-103

Pinoy pick up lines banat text message


'Pag tao, akin ka ha?!

"Pag hindi, sa'yo na ako!

Bangin ka ba?
kasi, gusto kong tumalon sa puso mo..

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Pinoy Katext 101

pinoy joke txt SMS funny corny

Yehey! at last, bye Philippines na!
I'm flying off this 3rd week of June to Canada.
It was a great surprise! akala ko invalid ang
mga papers ko.. I'll be there for quite a while
and GOD is so good to me I'll be staying there,
sorry if I didn't tell you mga friends earlier..
I promise myself not to tell anyone unless it is confirmed.
Thanks and hope to see you again, I'll certainly miss you all!

-sulat, napulot ko sa daan kanina

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Pinoy Katext 100

Pinoy SMS txt joke zodiac sign

GIRL: Babe, anong zodiac sign mo?
BOY: (Nag-iisip kasi bobo) Ikaw muna hon.
GIRL: Ako, zodiac sign ko Cancer.
BOY: Ako? Goiter
GIRL: Ano?! Walang zodiac sign na goiter!

BOY: Hehehe.. joke lang, ang totoo, ULCER.


Sunday, June 19, 2011

Pinoy Text 98-99

pinoy txt SMS about love

Kung may mahal ka na...
huwag ka nang humanap ng isa pa.

Ano ang akala mo sa LOVE?


Buy one, take one?!

Kung sinabi ng EX mo na hindi ka na makakahanap ng katulad niya,
sagutin mo siya ng malutong na...


Pinoy Text 96-97

cheesy banat txt quotes SMS

Sana, ISDA ka na lang at TUBIG ako...

Para kahit anong mangyari...
sa ayaw mo at sa gusto...

hindi ka mabubuhay ng wala ako.. :)

Sana, sa susunod na gising ko...
wala ka na sa isip ko.

Nandito ka na sna sa tabi ko. :)

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Pinoy Text 94-95

wisecracks pinoy SMS

"If an enemy threw a stone to you,throw a flower to him..

But never forget the flower pot." ;)

"You'll get tired as everyone else does,
you have all the choices to stop
but remember taking a good rest is a lot different from giving up."

Friday, June 17, 2011

Pinoy Text 92-93

pinoy jokes

Sa English class, idini-discuss ng guro ang word construction..

Teacher: Jose,use the word FACT three times in a sentence

Jose: (nag-isip ng malalim) As a matter of FACT, the bird cannot fly without FACT FACT!

Nasusunog na sinehan..

Guard: Ma'am! dito po kayo dumaan!

Ale: Anong palagay mo sa akin, tanga?!
Hoy! FIRE EXIT yan! Diyan lumalabas ang apoy!

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Pinoy Text 91

txt message about friends

How do friends help us in problems?

They give the MOST STUPID suggestion
that will make us laugh and forget the problems!

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Pinoy Text 90

SMS txt pinoy inspirational text quote


Five Pearls of Wisdom to Remember:

1. Money can't buy happiness,
but somehow it's more comfortable
to cry in a BMW than on a bike

2. Forgive your enemy,
but remember the bastard's name

3. Help a man when he is in trouble
and he will remember you
when he is in trouble again

4. Many people are alive
only because it is illegal to shoot them

5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem,
but then,
neither does milk..

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Pinoy Text 88-89

Pinoy SMS txt messages about God and inspiration

"Whatever you do, do well..
for you will never know when
God is standing in the shadows
taking your measurements
for a bigger opportunity."

may the Lord
give you relief
for every stress,

a sweet song
for every heartache

an answer
for every request

and peace
for every troubled moment..

Monday, June 13, 2011

Pinoy Text 87

Pinoy SMS jokes, Vice Ganda joke

Holdaper: Holdap 'to!

Vice Ganda: And so? Walang nagtatanong.

Holdaper: Sabing holdap 'to eh!!!

Vice Ganda: So dapat pinagsisigawan?

Holdaper: Holdap nga to! Holdap! HOLDAAAAP!

Vice Ganda: Pauli-ulit? Unli ka?

Holdaper: Di ka tatahimik? Papatayin kita!

Vice Ganda: Ano to lokohan? Akala ko holdap tapos patayan na? 2-in1? Kape?

Holdaper: Arrrgggh! Bahala ka! Alis na ko!

Vice Ganda: Sensitive? Nagwo-walk out?

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Pinoy Text 85-86

SMS quotes text messages about time

"we can never go back and change what has been done
but we can always earn the lesson learned
to make things better next time.."

"a stupid past will always be remembered
but can never be changed..

but a mistake can always be corrected
and should never be repeated."

Friday, June 10, 2011

Pinoy Text 83-84

SMS quotes text messages

"Making the best out of life

is more important

than simply being the best."

"There's no such thing as accident..

..all you have to do is to let go the illusion of control."

-Kung Fu Panda

Pinoy Text 81-82

Inspirational quote SMS text message

it is not what happens that determines
the major part of our future..

what happens, happens to us all..

it is what you do about what happens that counts..

a golden rule in volleyball
that applies to life:

NEVER shout "MINE"
unless you are sure it's YOURS!

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Pinoy Text 80

Text quotes wisecracks SMS

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world,

I know it, I have tried it a thousand times.."

- Mark Twain

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Pinoy Text 78-79

Text quote about friendship and friends SMS

friendship requires real effort..

even when everyone is busy with their own lives..

A simple message reminds each other

that you are not forgotten.

"Life is never about the people who act TRUE to our face.

It is always about the people who REMAIN TRUE behind our back."

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Pinoy Text 76-77

Text quotes about God SMS

sometimes God closes the door..

and locks down the windows..

during those times, it is nice to think that maybe
there's a storm outside

and He wants us to be safe with Him..

"GOD never takes away one thing from us
without the intention of giving us something better.

When you pray,

don't beg or struggle

just believe."

Monday, June 6, 2011

Pinoy Text 74-75

tagalog quote text message SMS

"kaya siguro, may mga taong nahihilig sa bisyo,

mas madali kasi bumili ng alak at yosi,

kaysa maghanap ng taong makakasama sa anumang oras.."

"huwag mong ipagtulakan ang taong

nagmamahal sa 'yo...

baka MATUMBA" :)

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Pinoy Text 73

Love quotes SMS text message

"There are many books at the library.
Each and every one contains a fantastic tale,
stories that could never exist in reality.

But when you fall in love,
reality changes and becomes far more amazing than any story.."

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Pinoy Text 72

inspirational text message SMS


It's nonsense to be sad
with what it gone

It's useless to frown and be in despair
if one thing or someone needs to leave you behind

With or without the right explanation,
whether it's the truth or just lies

Just think of those who are always there and never left.

Appreciate everything and everyone you have.

Grab it before it's too late.

Because most of the time, we see what's important
when it's already slowly fading right next to our sense..

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Pinoy Text 71

friendship quotes text messages SMS

"Sweet words are easy to say;
nice things are easy to buy:
but good people are difficult to find.

Life ends when you stop dreaming;
hope ends when you stop crying;
friendship ends when you stop sharing.

So share this with whoever you consider as a friend.

To love without condition..
To talk without intention..
To give without reason..
And to care without expectations.."

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Pinoy Text 70

inspirational text message SMS

"You should love this person who has been with you through the most trying times,
who lied just to make you feel better,
who never stopped believing in your weird and complicated excuses,
who face the consequences of your wrongdoings,
who encourage you to stand after every downfall, and
who manage to be the strongest person even in your weakest moment.

Love this person for you've got this person in all your darkest hours.

Face the mirror.

That person deserves your love too.

Pinoy Text 68-69

inspirational quotes SMS text

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap
but by the seeds that you plant.

-Robert Stevenson

I am inexistent, but in the eyes of those who understand, I exist.
I am evil, but to people who learned to dig deep within me, I became the definition of good.
I am numb, but to a few whom I learned to like and trust, I became the most sensitive person they ever knew.
I am simple, yet complex.
I would either be your friend or your enemy.

To the world, I'm nothing,
but to the lives I've touched, I may be everything.

In whatever you see in me, Thanks.

Pinoy Text 65-67

Pinoy pick up line SMS text message

bakit binaril ng bobo ang gf nya?

kasi sinubukan nya kung first love never dies

isang bobo nanliligaw..
boy: hindi naman totoo ung sinasabi nila na bobo ako
may laman ang utak ko..
at ikaw ang laman nito :)

Girl: Bakit ka nakatitig sa 'kin?

Boy: Wala! gusto ko lang!

Girl: Pag ikaw na-in love sakin sa kakatitig mo, tatawanan talaga kita.

Boy: Tawa na :)