Friday, June 17, 2011

Pinoy Text 92-93

pinoy jokes

92
Sa English class, idini-discuss ng guro ang word construction..

Teacher: Jose,use the word FACT three times in a sentence

Jose: (nag-isip ng malalim) As a matter of FACT, the bird cannot fly without FACT FACT!


93
Nasusunog na sinehan..

Guard: Ma'am! dito po kayo dumaan!

Ale: Anong palagay mo sa akin, tanga?!
Hoy! FIRE EXIT yan! Diyan lumalabas ang apoy!

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