Friday, September 30, 2011

Pinoy Text 198


Don't answer the foolish arguments of fools, or you will become as foolish as they are.


Proverbs 26:4

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Pinoy Text 197

Ang PERA ginawa para GASTUSIN.

Ang PAGKAIN ginawa para KAININ.

Sana ang PUSO mo ginawa..

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Pinoy Text 193

"Alam nating lahat na kung HIPON ka, patapon ang mukha mo pero panalo ang katawan mo.

Kung LOLLIPOP ka naman,

Friday, September 23, 2011

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Pinoy Text 190

Ask and it will be given to you, seek and you will find;
knock and the door will be opened to you.

Matthew 7:7

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Pinoy Text 188

5 things na mababago kapag nagkaroon ng "SEX EDUCATION"

5. Walang mag-aabsent

4. Di uso ang cutting classes

3. Lahat nag-rerecite

2. Lahat TOP 1


at ang pinakamalupet

1. Walang MAINGAY


-serious lahat, nakafocus xD

Monday, September 19, 2011

Pinoy Text 187

Teacher: Juan! Bakit puro pagmamahal ang sagot mo dito sa test paper mo??

Juan: Kasi po, sabi ng mga magulang ko, kailanman, hindi naging mali ang pagmamahal..

-tama?? xD

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Pinoy Text 186

"you will never get what you want if you will always let people step all over you.."

-Plankton

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Pinoy Text 185

PASYENTE: Doc magkano ang facelift nyo?

DOCTOR: P145K complete treatment at check up.

PASYENTE: Mahal naman! Anong pinakamura para magmukha akong bata?

DOCTOR: ito iha, tsupon P10 lng!

xD

Friday, September 16, 2011

Pinoy Text 184

Habang nag-aaral si kuya, lumapit ang bata niyang kapatid:


Bata: Kuya, ano yung LOVE?

Kuya: Parang ikaw, istorbo sa pag-aaral..

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Pinoy Text 183

Bf: Ui!

Gf: Ui na lang ba ang lagi mong itatawag sa’kin ha?

Bf: Oo naman. Ang ganda kaya!

Gf: Bakit naman ba”Ui” napagtripan mong itawag sa’kin?

Bf: ‘Coz “U” and “I” sounds perfect when they are together :”)

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Pinoy Text 182

Teacher: Verb is an action word, Juan, give me an example.

Juan: "went" Ma'am.

Teacher: Very good! Use it in a sentence.

Juan: maria go went to town.

Teacher: wrong! kung gagamit ka ng "went" wala na yung "go".

Juan: Ma'am yung "go" apelyido yun ni Maria, intindihin mo kasi yung sentence Ma'am!

xD

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Pinoy Text 181

Boy : miss , dagat ka ba ?



.
Girl : (kilig) hindi eh , bakit ??! (blush :*] )
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Boy : K.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Pinoy Text 180

A baby mosquito returned after its first flight...


Dad: How do you feel?

Baby mosquito: Dad it was wonderful! Everyone was clapping for me! :)



See? It's just a matter of taking things positively.


Sunday, September 11, 2011

Pinoy Text 179

In commemoration of the 9/11 World Trade Center New York attack,

"Are you guys ready? Let's roll!"

-Flight 93 passenger Todd Beamer, apparently as a signal to other passengers to attack the hijackers, Sept. 11


source: foxnews.com

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Pinoy Text 178

UAAP Banat Style - University of the Philippines 3

UP: Miss, taga-UP ka ba?

Mahalin mo naman ako..


MAROONong din kasi akong magmahal..


:)

Friday, September 9, 2011

Pinoy Text 177

UAAP Banat Style - University of the Philippines 2

UP: Miss, taga-UP ka ba?


Kasi


OBLE-gado akong ibigin ka..


:)

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Pinoy Text 176

UAAP Banat Style - University of the Philippines

UP: Taga-UP ka ba?

'Cause i know you are


worth FIGHTING for..

:)

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

PinoyText 175

UAAP Banat Style - Far Eastern University

FEU: FEU ka ba?

Sabi kasi ng puso ko TAMARAW



na ibigin kita..

:)

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Pinoy Text 174

UAAP Banat Style - University of the East

UE: WARRIOR ka ba?


Suko na ko sayo.


Ikaw na ang panalo sa puso ko..

:)

Monday, September 5, 2011

Pinoy Text 173

UAAP Banat Style - University of Sto. Tomas

UST: Uste ka ba?


Kasi naman you make my heart


ROAR!

:)

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Pinoy Text 172

UAAP Banat Style - National University

NU: Sa N.U. ka ba nag-aaral?


Gusto ko sana magkasama tayo,


just me N U..

:)

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Pinoy Text 171

UAAP Banat Style - Adamson University

AdU: FALCON ka ba?


Kasi Binigla mo ko at


nadagit mo ang puso ko..

:)



Friday, September 2, 2011

PinoyText 170

UAAP Banat Style - De La Salle University

DLSU: ARCHER ka ba?


Di mo pa nga ko pinapana,


 tinamaan na ako syo..

:)

Thursday, September 1, 2011

PinoyText 169

UAAP Banat Style - Ateneo de Manila University

ADMU: EAGLE ka ba?


Gusto ko sanang lumipad




kasama ka..

:)