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Manny Pacquiao jokes

Pacquiao: Honey, buksan mo na yung
sweets.

Jinky: Nasan honey? Ang lambing mo naman.
May pasalubong ka pa sakin!
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Pacquiao: Yung sweets ng ilaw. Ang dilim
kaya!

xD

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"don't be in a relationship,
if you're going to act like single.."

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If a 5-sided polygon is called a pentagon and
a 10-sided polygon is called a decagon..

What is a 10000000-sided polygon?

ANSWER:
MEGANON???!!!

xD

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TEACHER : class, bukas magdala kayo ng larawan ng hayop na meron sa bahay nyo...

CLASS : yes ma'am!

kinabukasan....

TEACHER : o, Juan patingin ng larawan ng inyong hayop sa bahay nyo..
(pinakita ni Juan, gulat si ma'am) bat ano yan eh Tatay mo ata yan eh!

JUAN : eh ma'am yan lang po talga hayop sa amin kasi tawag Nanay ko araw araw, HAYOP KA! BATUGAN KA TALAGA, mana sau anak mo!!! Mas hayop pong mukha ng tatay ko kaysa sakin!

xD

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To wake up each morning feeling peaceful, happy and healthy is a blessing from GOD more precious than wealth. May your days be filled with GOD's blessings!

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LOLO : apo magtago ka, andyan na teacher mo, kasi umabsent ka!

APO: lo, magtagoka din kasi sinabi ko sa teacher ko na namatay ka kaya umabsent ako!

xD

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Papauwi na si GIRL ng biglang nagtext si BOY

B: ABC
G: huh?!
B: Always Be Careful.
G: Ikaw rin.
B: DEFG
G: what?!
B: Don't Ever Forget Girl
G: forget what?!
B: i'm H.I .
G: huh?!
B: Happily Inlove♥
G: Gago ka tLaga!
B: JKLM
G: ano na naman yan?
B: Just Keep Loving Me.
G: Aah, ano naman ang NOPQRSTUVWXYZ?
B: 'loading'.
G: Suko ka na ba? Hahaha!
B: No Other Person Quite Reasonable Shall Treat U Very Well Xcept me, You'll Zee.

cheesy :)

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Seve UP's for a wonderful life:

1) WakeUP!
..decide to have a good day!

2) Dress UP!
..put on a smile each day!

3) Shut UP!
..learn to listen!

4) Stand UP!
..for what you believe in

5) Reach UP!
..for something higher!

6) Look UP!
..to the Lord!

7) Lift UP!
..your prayers!

God bless :)

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"never start your day with a frowning face..

because you'll never know..

who's falling in love with your smile.."

-mahirap na.. :)

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"merong mga tao na parang oatmeal...
good for the heart,


pero di naman masarap!" ;)

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Pasahero : para ho manong!

Driver : bababa kayo?

Pasahero : ay hindi! aakyat! may second floor tong jeep niyo??

-idol si vice?? xD

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to wake up each morning feeling peaceful, happy and wealthy is a blessing from GOD more precious than wealth. May your days be filled with GOD's blessings!

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Kahit gaano pa karami
ang makaalala sa'yo,
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kung wala naman doon 'yong taong inaasahan mo,
kulang pa din ang araw mo..

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Boy : May pupuntahan ka bukas?
Girl : Wala, bakit?
Boy : Sama ka na lang saken bukas..
Girl : saan?
Boy : sa habang buhay.. :)

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boy 1 :  nag-aalala ako sa kapatid ko..
boy 2 : bakit?
boy 1 : lagi nya kasing kinakausap ang sarili niya, pero ngayon, di na..
boy 2 : ah, magaling na sya.. di na nya kinakausap ang sarili nya?


boy 1: magkagalit daw sila..

toinks!

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GF : anong pangarap mo sa buhay?
BF : sumakay sa jeep kasama ka..
GF : yun lang???
BF : at sabihing..


bayad ho, dalawang senior citizen..
:)

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Misis : Lasing ka na naman??!!

Mister : Sorry hon, inimbita ako ngmga officemates ko. Konting inuman lang naman.

Misis : Loko loko! Lasing ka nga.. Anong officemates?? Tricycle driver ka gagu!

xD

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Vice Ganda sumakay sa isang walang pasaherong jeep..

Vice: Ma, bayad po.
Driver: Isa lang?

Vice: (napikon) Ay hindi! Dalawa yan! Nakakahiya naman sayo! Ako lang pasahero mo! Ililibre na kita! Kakaloka to!

Vice: Ma, para po.
Driver: Bababa ka?

Vice: Ay hindi! Sasakay ako ulit! Gusto mo ikaw ang bumaba?! Kalurkey 'tong taong 'to!

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Smooth roads never make good drivers.
Smooth seas never make good sailors.
Clear skies never make good pilots.

A problem-free life never makes a strong and good person.

Be strong enough to accept challenges of life.

Don't ask life
"Why me??"
Instead say
"Try me!"

Have a tough but winning life :)