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Anak : Itay, ano ba ang bird flu? Kasi, maraming nabibiktima ang bird flu..

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The self is not ready-made but something in continuous formation through choice of action..

- John Dewey

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BOY : LOCK ka ba??

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It could take a thousand workers to build a castle, a million soldiers to protect a country, but it only takes one man to build a happy home.

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Hindi makapagtimpla ng juice si Inday.

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"Hindi mo dapat iyakan ang nakaraan. Isipin mo bakit sa harap nakalagay ang mata? Iyon ay para lagi mong makita ang hinaharap.."

- Doraemon

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PALUSOT pag LATE:

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"Magshishift na ako ng Pharma..

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Sweet na banat..
Girl : Promise hindi ka na magmamahal ng iba?
Boy : Di ko matutupad yan..

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Banat..

BOY : Pag iniwan kita iiyak ka ba??

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Simpleng banat..

Boy : Hey, wanna watch me play DOTA?

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"By the blessing of the upright  the city is exalted, but it is overthrown by the mouth of the wicked"

Proverbs 11:11

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SA ISANG BINYAG..

PARI : Ano pangalan ng bata?

TATAY : Surf po!!

PARI : Hindi pwede yun..

pangalan yun ng sabon..

TATAY : Eh bakit ung asawa ko Perla tapos ako Ariel?

PARI : O sya sige na Surf na kung Surf.

PARI : Anu gusto nyong ipang bendisyon ko..
DOWNY o ZONROX ???

xD

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BF : Babe, susunduin kita. Bubusina lang ako pag andiyan na..

GF : Okey, may dala kang kotse?

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 reposted:

HINDI LAHAT NG BANAT SWEET:

BF : mahal hilain mo naman ako oh..

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"Minsan ang pag-ibig ay parang pagbabayad sa jeep minsan hindi nasusuklian."

- Bob Ong

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sa jeep..

PASAHERO : ma , para ho ! 

DRIVER : may bababa?

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"My flesh and my heart may fail, but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever."


Psalm 73:26

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Ang TSISMIS pumapasok sa DALAWANG TENGA...

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"If your enemy is hungry, give him bread to eat, and if he is thirsty, give him water to drink, for you will heap burning coals on his head, and the Lord will reward you."
 
Proverbs 25:21-22

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Inday, Kasama ang Amo sa Sementeryo..

Inday : Mam, lahat pu pala ng nakalibing ditu.. Ginahasa..

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"Live as if you were to die tomorrow.

Learn as if you were to live forever.."

- Mahatma Gandhi